I dont know how many members have young children. I thought it would be interesting to see what little anecdotes you have regarding some of the impromptu, and often embarrassing, things that our little ankle-biters say.
My Grandson aged 4, for example, is convinced that he has a job at the sewage works. An ideal job for him as he is fascinated by bottoms and pooh. He, one day, asked me how I thought he got to work. On my reply of "I dont know how do you get to the sewage works".
He replied "I just flush myself down the the toilet and the water takes me down the pipes" I said that may be I could go with him one day and he said "We'd have to get a bigger toilet"