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If Our Pets Could Talk, What Would They Say?

  1. #76
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    Saav: Oh no, Pooks. Mom's upset. Poor Mom.

    Pook: What's wrong?



    Saav: Molly has a cold again and stopped eating. Mom just got her back from the vet and she has to take that nasty medicine again.

    Pook: Oh dear. You go comfort Mom, I'll comfort Molly.

  2. #77
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    Pook: Crap! One of the kittens knocked Mom's ring off her shelf! We gotta find it!

    Saav: Which one was it?

    Pook: The sapphire and diamond ring. Fan out, Saav,we gotta find it!

    Saav: I found it. Must have rolled under the bed. What do I do with it?

    Pook: Hahahahahahahaha!!! Put it back on her ring dish. She'll think it was there the whole time and missed it.

    Saav: Haha! I can do that!

  3. #78
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    Phoenix: the sun is out, lets go play mom

    Me: in a minute Phoenix, wait till I get off the phone

    Phoenix: You're always on the phone, tell whoever it is you'll call them back later

    Orri: Phoenix why don't you watch and learn, when we want something we just unplug the phone

    Sandy: yea we do it all the time, and only when mom wonders why she isn't getting any calls or can't call out then she checks and sees its unplugged

    Nanny, she knows we did it but she hasn't caught us yet

    Phoenix: Ok guy, first thing in the mornings you unplug the phone so I can have my play time before she notices
    he is your friend and protector, he will love you unconditionally, you owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

  4. #79
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    Elsie: Look Mommy, I can do what Maru does! (runs into empty box on the kitchen floor)

    She is one of my sister's cats (not the black newbie).
    Keep your cats inside and safe.

  5. #80
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    LOL!!

  6. #81
    Silky: MOM!!! Look, in there....in the closet!

    Me: Silky, i'm busy making lunch, could you just tell me?

    Silky: I would if I could but I can't tell. It....it smells like catnip!

    Me: What? Catnip?? But.......

    Silky: Come look.

    Me: Fine...........................Oh! it's only your new stuffed mouse I got you last week.

    Silky: Really? I never saw it! Give it to me please please please!??????

    Me: Fine.

    Silky: Rip tumble! Scramble!.........(a little later)

    Me: Oh silky, you ripped it to shreds! Well, I guess I put a little to much catnip on it! Lol

  7. #82
    Tweety: Mom, where is Silky?

    Me: Ummm..I'm not sure. Go find her!

    Tweety: Mooom! Lol you no I can't, I'm in my cage!

    Me: Oops, I forgot, I'll just call her.....SILKY....SILKY come quite I have a little catnip for you!! (Listen, look...)

    Silky: Catnip??? Where when how!!>>!>???

    Me: Yikes!

    Tweety! Wow!

    Silky: Where is it?

    Me: Right there...Silky where did you come from?

    Tweety: Silky, you really scared mom..he he he...

    Me: Tweety!...

    Tweety: Oops, sorry mom...

    Me: Never mind Tweety! Now Silky, where were you?

    Silky: In the pantry....

    Tweety: (whisper) You should not of done that.

    Me: Silky! You no you should not go in there!

    Silky: wellllll.....

    Me: I'll let it go this time, but DON'T do it again.

    Silky: Ok, I won't.

  8. #83
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    Every time my outdoor cat comes home. She looks at me like "I will starve you to death human"

  9. #84
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    What slave human do with my poop
    God Bless our pets.

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