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Snail and Turtle Joke

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    A snail and a turtle were arguing over who was more physically fit. They decided to settle it by having a 5 foot long race.



    An hour later, halfway into the race, they crashed into each other and were seriously injured.

    When the police showed up, the snail was unconscious, so he asked the turtle what happened. The turtle told him, " I don't know officer, it all happened so fast! "

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    LOL that's silly Alpha!!!

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