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If Our Pets Could Talk, What Would They Say?

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    Me: Hey Silky, want to go outside on a leash?

    Silky: No way!!! Its wet and I don't like that old leash!

    Me: All right, don't get.....

    Tweety: Mom!! Can I go out?

    Me: Tweety you know that I can't take you out...I'll shut you up in a room so you can fly around.

    Tweety: Ok! Can Silky come in with me?

    Me: Silky, do you want to?

    Silky: Sure, as long as Tweety does not swoop down and claw at me!

    Tweety: I don't!

    Silky: Yes you do.

    Tweety: No I don't.

    Silky: yes!

    Tweety: Well, maybe if you try to get me! Its scary!

    Silky: All right, I won't try this time. Deal?

    Tweety: Deal.
    My chickens are outside...for good!

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    Before bed talk:


    Tweety: Silky, why do you hide under the crib like that?

    Silky: I feel safe.

    Tweety: Thats not fair! Why do I have to sit in a cage all day?

    Silky: Because your a bird. Besides, you get to fly around a room some times.

    Tweety: All right, I guess it is some what fair.

    Silky: yes, I guess its some what fair too. Good night.

    Tweety: Good night.
    My chickens are outside...for good!

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    Names:



    Tweety: Hey Silky, why is your name "Silky"?

    Silky: Because my fur is silky and soft! Why is your name "Tweety"?

    Tweety: because I tweet!

    Silky: LOL I guess most pets are named my what they look like or what they do.

    Tweety: Yeah, I guess so!
    My chickens are outside...for good!

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    One kitten's I fostered. (This is one night a 11:00pm)

    Smudge: I don't want to go to bed!

    Me: You have to it's late!

    Smudge: I just had a nap.

    Me: I know, it's my fault. I shouldn't have let you nap. (Sarcastic)

    Smudge: You go to bed, I'll be fine.

    Me: NO WAY!!!! Remember you knocked over the water bowl a couple of minutes ago?!

    Smudge: Well I didn't mean to. I want to chase this string!

    Me: Fine. (Sigh)

    Smudge: I knew I'd win! I'm so CUTE!
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    Very cute Furballs!
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    Anyone else have some? Lets try to make this thread last! Furballs and I were the last to post, did the thread stop?

    LETS KEEP GOING!!!
    My chickens are outside...for good!

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    me: you two bengals are being bratty today

    Sandy and Orri: we're just playing, the grouchy old maid Nanny won't play with us so you have to

    Me: I've got things to do, can't spend all day playing with you

    Orri; we want to play now, what you are doing can wait

    Me; you are being awfully demanding today

    Sandy: We tried to play with Phoenix but she wouldn't play either

    Orri; Guess we'll have to get into something to get your attention

    Sandy: come on Orri, lets go sit on the top of the curtain rod,

    Orri: hurry Sandy, she coming with the vacuum cleaner, going to try to suck us up, quick climb
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    Awwww! Cute!
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    Loki: Mom's gettin' out the baggie of American cheese, I'm first, I'm first!

    Bigfoot: You always get your treats first, before I get mine.

    Loki: That's because cats are special!

    Bigfoot: Cats are special, but that's not the reason.

    Loki: Then why?

    Bigfoot: Because you were a part of the family first, and they always treat the older member first, it's the way it should be.

    Loki: How do you know that?

    Bigfoot: Because when I was new here, I heard mom and dad talking, they always did that with family pets.

    Loki: That's a good idea....now that I recall, they did always give Hans a treat before I got mine.

    Bigfoot: Seems fair to me.

    Loki: Me too, and it's good because from now on I'll always be first.

    Bigfoot: You're funny Loki, first means 2 seconds before I get my cheese.

    Loki: Hey, 2 seconds is a lifetime in my world.

    Bigfoot: <smile> I like you buddy, you're definitely a character.

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    Silky: Hey mom, is there any such thing as a "Cat park"?

    Me: Umm...I'm not sure. Maybe.

    Silky: Why do I see Dog parks when I go for a ride in the car?

    Me: Because dogs like to go out, run, and play!

    Silky: Me too!!!

    Tweety: Mom, what about a "bird park"?

    Me: Oh Tweety, you know that can't be.

    Tweety: Ok.....

    Me: Tweety and Silky, lets just play here.

    Silky: Ok.

    Tweety: Fine.
    My chickens are outside...for good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha1 View Post
    Loki: Mom's gettin' out the baggie of American cheese, I'm first, I'm first!

    Bigfoot: You always get your treats first, before I get mine.

    Loki: That's because cats are special!

    Bigfoot: Cats are special, but that's not the reason.

    Loki: Then why?

    Bigfoot: Because you were a part of the family first, and they always treat the older member first, it's the way it should be.

    Loki: How do you know that?

    Bigfoot: Because when I was new here, I heard mom and dad talking, they always did that with family pets.

    Loki: That's a good idea....now that I recall, they did always give Hans a treat before I got mine.

    Bigfoot: Seems fair to me.

    Loki: Me too, and it's good because from now on I'll always be first.

    Bigfoot: You're funny Loki, first means 2 seconds before I get my cheese.

    Loki: Hey, 2 seconds is a lifetime in my world.

    Bigfoot: <smile> I like you buddy, you're definitely a character.

    LOL thats a good way.
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    Pook: I wish Mom didn't work such long hours sometimes.

    Saav: I know, I miss her too.

    Pook: That's not the problem. I'm stuck with you all day and you're getting on my nerves!!


    Saav: Awww, look at that flock of birds under the feeder outside! How pretty!

    Pook: How many times do I have to tell you that's NOT a flock of birds, Saav! That's a buffet, dingbat!


    Me: Girls, I'm thinking of getting a new car.

    Pook: What for? What's wrong with the Subaru?

    Me: Well, nothing, really. It's getting old and has a lot of miles on it.

    Saav: That's dumb, Mom. If nothing's wrong with it, keep it.

    Pook: Yeah! I mean, you're getting old and have a lot of miles on you, but Dad's not trading you in, is he?

    Me: Aaaarrrggh! Cat logic!!
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    Sandy: I'm bored Orri, lets do something

    Orri: Mom will be home soon then she'll play with us.

    Sandy: Mom goes someplace all the time, when she's gone we have to keep ourselves amused

    Nanny: go check and see if the bathroom door is open, we an always find toilet paper to shred

    Sandy: already checked that out, its closed, I"ll check the trash and see if I can fine some cardboard boxes to shred

    Nanny, I don't like cardboard boxes, it gets stuck in my teeth when I chew on them, I like toilet paper or wrapping paper or newspaper

    Sandy: Here comes mom, she doesn't have any bags so nothing for us.

    me: hi guys, you been being good?

    Orri, we were good but Sandy was looking for something to get into

    Sandy, well, so what, you shouldn't leave us.

    me: I went out to lunch with a friend, do you mind?

    Sandy, actually I do, you're supposed to stay home with us. Now you have to play with us

    me: Why don't you take a nap Sandy. We'll play after you wake up ok?

    Sandy: no its not ok. I'm not tired, get my feather stick and play with me

    me. Ok Sandy but why don't you be a good girl and play with Orri and Nanny for awhile?

    Sandy, I've played with them, now I want you to play with me

    me, anything to keep you quiet, where is the feather stick?

    Sandy: Never mind, I don't want to play now, I'm going to take a nap,.
    he is your friend and protector, he will love you unconditionally, you owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

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    LOL!!!!!
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    Help all the pets you can!

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    Ah ah ah!
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