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If Our Pets Could Talk, What Would They Say?

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    If Our Pets Could Talk, What Would They Say?

    I better explain. In my book, my Pook and Saav are the talking cats who use phones and computers, and of course, talk.

    So if your dog, cat, bird, horse, fish, lizard, or snake could talk, what would they say?

    I'll go first.

    Saav: What are you doing, Pooks?

    Pook: (pawing at keyboard) I'm sending an email to Purina. They don't have any mouse-flavored cat food!

    Saav: Oh yeah! Sign my name too. How rude!
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Pook: Mom, the food bowls are empty.

    Me: I'll get them in a minute, Pooks, let me finish mopping the floor.

    Pook: Yeah, but --

    Me: Give me just a minute, Pooks!

    Pook: Yeah, but Saav isn't that patient. She already horked up a hairball in your shoe.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The day after our precious dog, Lilly passed. Saav is the little sensitive one, Pook is the more outgoing one.

    Saav: Pooks, Mom is at the computer crying.

    Pook: Oh God, she's posting about Lilly's passing, I bet. Yow!

    Saav: What do we do Pooks?

    Pook: Follow me. Let's get all over her like a bad rash and remind her we love her.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The grill.

    Saav: Hey Pooks! Dad's firing up the grill!

    Pook: Cool! Let's get under his feet! Hopefully we'll trip him up and get a nice juicy steak!
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Remember, in my crazy mind, Pook and Saav use a computer. They would have their own laptops if they could, but in my book, they do.

    The Pet Forums.

    Pook: (on my laptop I left open) Wooooo! Look! A pet forum!

    Saav: Ohh noo, Pooks, don't do it. They like her there.

    Pook: Hahahaha, watch this. I'm going to post that I've kidnapped Mom and demand a ransom of lobster tails under Cat General.

    Saav: Oooo that's a cool idea. Make sure you get our address right.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The night our water heater caught fire and we were home (luckily) and shut the power off to it. All was fine, no damage to the house but definitely damage to the water heater, but we replaced the water heater the next day.

    Saav: (in the hallway) Pooks, something smells funny.

    Pook: Yeah it does. I just saw Mom tearing out to the garage. Smells like something is burning. Hold my paw, Saav.

    Me: It's okay girls, the water heater shorted but it's fine now.

    Saav: Are we okay?

    Me: We're fine, we just need to replace it. We'll do that tomorrow.

    Pook: Cool! I've always wanted to see humans take cold showers!
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The AT&T guy to replace our modem when it pooped out. Lilly was still with us and he was afraid of dogs, so we had to put her out in the backyard.

    Saav: Oh that poor guy. He's afraid of dogs.

    Pook: Ha! Let's go pounce on him and make him afraid of cats too! This'll be fun!

    Saav: Woooo! Wait for me!
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Cooking.

    Pook: Smell that?

    Saav: Wooooo! Smells like broiled salmon! Think she'll give us some?

    Pook: Yep. Let's do the begging thing and she'll fall for it.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The vacuum cleaner, nicknamed Jaws.

    Pook: OMG she's got Jaws out!

    Saav: Oh no, really?

    Pook: Run, Saav, that thing is going to kill us!

    The cats run to the top of the dresser in our bedroom.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Going to the vet, after stuffing them into the crate and arriving at the vet, in the exam room for their yearly checkup and shots and then arriving back home.

    Pook: Gaaaahhhhh was that really necessary?!

    Me: Yes, girls, we need to keep you healthy. Sorry about that. You know, you could behave better and not give the vet such a hard time.

    Saav: I hate needles!

    Pook: Phooey. Next time I get a thermometer shoved up my butt that vet's gonna lose some serious blood.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    When we rescued 3 kittens from a burning house and eventually they stayed.

    Saav: Poor kittens. They lost their home.

    Pook: Gaaaaahhh, that's awful. Hold my paw, Saav and let's pray it never happens here.

    Saav: I got you tight on, Pooks! Let's pray.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Birthdays. We have a jar where we keep claw shells and errant whiskers.

    Pook: It's Mom's birthday today. We need to do something special for her.

    Saav: Like what?

    Pook: Um, maybe give her some claw shells?

    Saav: Oh yeah, I can pull out a whisker or two.

    Pook: Good idea!
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    The bed.

    Pook: Scoot over, Saav, gimme some room here.

    Saav: NO.
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Hope to hear of your contributions here! This can be fun!

    Thanks for letting me share.

    Hugs
    Saav
    http://www.petforums.com/showthread....of-Stony-River

    They can't read or write, but they sure can multiply. Please spay or neuter your pet.

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    Lol, funny stuff there Saav! I'll give it a go with my Bigfoot and Loki later on.

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