Cat Riddles


New member
Jun 6, 2013
Here are some cat riddles to brighten your day:

  • What did one cat say to another? Have you heard the mews today!
  • What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
  • What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw!
  • What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
  • What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail? That's the end of me!
  • What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs!
  • What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby!