If Our Pets Could Talk, What Would They Say?

cluckmecoop7

I got a puppy!
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LOL Very funny stuff here guys!:nicethread: Sorry I don't have any pets right now so I can't do one......but maybe I can think up one about Silky and Tweety if you would like that?? (Silky is my old cat and tweety is a bird I had...I don't have them any more though.)
 

cluckmecoop7

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Silky and Tweety first meet:



Silky: Hey there bird, please feel at home here!! I'm your new friend!

Tweety: Thanks, I'm Tweety who are you?

Silky: I'm Silky, am glad I have a friend now!

Tweety: Me to!
 

cluckmecoop7

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Whats for dinner?:


Silky: Mom said she has cat food in the pantry for dinner! What do you have?

Tweety: I'm not sure, hopefully something yummy!

Silky: What do birds eat anyway?

Tweety: Seeds, bugs,

Silky: BUGS! Thats the thing! You are a great help here! Mom hates bugs!

Tweety: Oooooo thanks for telling me, I'll eat extra bugs!
 

linda2147

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Location
New Hampshire
Orri: mom why are you up so early, its still dark out

me, I know I couldn't sleep so may as well take Phoenix out while I'm up

Phoenix, I'm still sleepy, I don't want to go out

me: come on Phoenix, we'll go out then go back to bed, then you won't have to go out so early and maybe we can both sleep in for an extra few minutes

Phoenix, ok mom but its still dark, might be a skunk out there

me: phoenix get your leash and the flashlight so we can check things out

Phoenix: ok mom, you happy now, I went out and no skunks out there, anything else while I'm awake

me. no phoenix, go back to bed

Sandy: well mom since you're awake can we have breakfast

me: Sandy its five o'clock in the morning, you don't eat this early

Sandy: I know but I'm hungry, all thats in the bowl is dry food, I want a pouch

me: Alright Sandy, anything you want so I can go back to bed

Orri: Don't forget me, I want a pouch also

Nanny, me to

me. Fine, anything you want, anytime you want it, You three are the most spoiled cats on the planet

Orri: Your point????
 

cluckmecoop7

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Me: Hey Silky, want to go outside on a leash?

Silky: No way!!! Its wet and I don't like that old leash!

Me: All right, don't get.....

Tweety: Mom!! Can I go out?

Me: Tweety you know that I can't take you out...I'll shut you up in a room so you can fly around.

Tweety: Ok! Can Silky come in with me?

Me: Silky, do you want to?

Silky: Sure, as long as Tweety does not swoop down and claw at me!

Tweety: I don't!

Silky: Yes you do.

Tweety: No I don't.

Silky: yes!

Tweety: Well, maybe if you try to get me! Its scary!

Silky: All right, I won't try this time. Deal?

Tweety: Deal.
 

cluckmecoop7

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Before bed talk:


Tweety: Silky, why do you hide under the crib like that?

Silky: I feel safe.

Tweety: Thats not fair! Why do I have to sit in a cage all day?

Silky: Because your a bird. Besides, you get to fly around a room some times.

Tweety: All right, I guess it is some what fair.

Silky: yes, I guess its some what fair too. Good night.

Tweety: Good night.
 

cluckmecoop7

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Names:



Tweety: Hey Silky, why is your name "Silky"?

Silky: Because my fur is silky and soft! Why is your name "Tweety"?

Tweety: because I tweet!

Silky: LOL I guess most pets are named my what they look like or what they do.

Tweety: Yeah, I guess so!
 
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One kitten's I fostered. (This is one night a 11:00pm)

Smudge: I don't want to go to bed!

Me: You have to it's late!

Smudge: I just had a nap.

Me: I know, it's my fault. I shouldn't have let you nap. (Sarcastic)

Smudge: You go to bed, I'll be fine.

Me: NO WAY!!!! Remember you knocked over the water bowl a couple of minutes ago?!

Smudge: Well I didn't mean to.:love-struck: I want to chase this string!

Me: Fine. (Sigh)

Smudge: I knew I'd win! I'm so CUTE!
 

cluckmecoop7

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Anyone else have some? Lets try to make this thread last! Furballs and I were the last to post, did the thread stop?

LETS KEEP GOING!!!
 

linda2147

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Location
New Hampshire
me: you two bengals are being bratty today

Sandy and Orri: we're just playing, the grouchy old maid Nanny won't play with us so you have to

Me: I've got things to do, can't spend all day playing with you

Orri; we want to play now, what you are doing can wait

Me; you are being awfully demanding today

Sandy: We tried to play with Phoenix but she wouldn't play either

Orri; Guess we'll have to get into something to get your attention

Sandy: come on Orri, lets go sit on the top of the curtain rod,

Orri: hurry Sandy, she coming with the vacuum cleaner, going to try to suck us up, quick climb
 

Alpha1

Pack Leader and Lover
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USA
Loki: Mom's gettin' out the baggie of American cheese, I'm first, I'm first!

Bigfoot: You always get your treats first, before I get mine.

Loki: That's because cats are special!

Bigfoot: Cats are special, but that's not the reason.

Loki: Then why?

Bigfoot: Because you were a part of the family first, and they always treat the older member first, it's the way it should be.

Loki: How do you know that?

Bigfoot: Because when I was new here, I heard mom and dad talking, they always did that with family pets.

Loki: That's a good idea....now that I recall, they did always give Hans a treat before I got mine.

Bigfoot: Seems fair to me.

Loki: Me too, and it's good because from now on I'll always be first.

Bigfoot: You're funny Loki, first means 2 seconds before I get my cheese.

Loki: Hey, 2 seconds is a lifetime in my world.

Bigfoot: <smile> I like you buddy, you're definitely a character.
 

cluckmecoop7

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Silky: Hey mom, is there any such thing as a "Cat park"?

Me: Umm...I'm not sure. Maybe.

Silky: Why do I see Dog parks when I go for a ride in the car?

Me: Because dogs like to go out, run, and play!

Silky: Me too!!!

Tweety: Mom, what about a "bird park"?

Me: Oh Tweety, you know that can't be.

Tweety: Ok.....:redface-new:

Me: Tweety and Silky, lets just play here.

Silky: Ok.

Tweety: Fine.:playful:
 

cluckmecoop7

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Loki: Mom's gettin' out the baggie of American cheese, I'm first, I'm first!

Bigfoot: You always get your treats first, before I get mine.

Loki: That's because cats are special!

Bigfoot: Cats are special, but that's not the reason.

Loki: Then why?

Bigfoot: Because you were a part of the family first, and they always treat the older member first, it's the way it should be.

Loki: How do you know that?

Bigfoot: Because when I was new here, I heard mom and dad talking, they always did that with family pets.

Loki: That's a good idea....now that I recall, they did always give Hans a treat before I got mine.

Bigfoot: Seems fair to me.

Loki: Me too, and it's good because from now on I'll always be first.

Bigfoot: You're funny Loki, first means 2 seconds before I get my cheese.

Loki: Hey, 2 seconds is a lifetime in my world.

Bigfoot: <smile> I like you buddy, you're definitely a character.

LOL thats a good way.:D:friendly_wink:
 

Saav

Author of The Cats of Stony River
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Location
Western NC
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Pook: I wish Mom didn't work such long hours sometimes.

Saav: I know, I miss her too.

Pook: That's not the problem. I'm stuck with you all day and you're getting on my nerves!!


Saav: Awww, look at that flock of birds under the feeder outside! How pretty!

Pook: How many times do I have to tell you that's NOT a flock of birds, Saav! That's a buffet, dingbat!


Me: Girls, I'm thinking of getting a new car.

Pook: What for? What's wrong with the Subaru?

Me: Well, nothing, really. It's getting old and has a lot of miles on it.

Saav: That's dumb, Mom. If nothing's wrong with it, keep it.

Pook: Yeah! I mean, you're getting old and have a lot of miles on you, but Dad's not trading you in, is he?

Me: Aaaarrrggh! Cat logic!!
 

linda2147

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New Hampshire
Sandy: I'm bored Orri, lets do something

Orri: Mom will be home soon then she'll play with us.

Sandy: Mom goes someplace all the time, when she's gone we have to keep ourselves amused

Nanny: go check and see if the bathroom door is open, we an always find toilet paper to shred

Sandy: already checked that out, its closed, I"ll check the trash and see if I can fine some cardboard boxes to shred

Nanny, I don't like cardboard boxes, it gets stuck in my teeth when I chew on them, I like toilet paper or wrapping paper or newspaper

Sandy: Here comes mom, she doesn't have any bags so nothing for us.

me: hi guys, you been being good?

Orri, we were good but Sandy was looking for something to get into

Sandy, well, so what, you shouldn't leave us.

me: I went out to lunch with a friend, do you mind?

Sandy, actually I do, you're supposed to stay home with us. Now you have to play with us

me: Why don't you take a nap Sandy. We'll play after you wake up ok?

Sandy: no its not ok. I'm not tired, get my feather stick and play with me

me. Ok Sandy but why don't you be a good girl and play with Orri and Nanny for awhile?

Sandy, I've played with them, now I want you to play with me

me, anything to keep you quiet, where is the feather stick?

Sandy: Never mind, I don't want to play now, I'm going to take a nap,.
 

linda2147

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New Hampshire
Sandy: mom where are you, I'm scared

me, I'm right here Sandy, what are you scared of

Sandy: the loud booming outside and some light flashing in the windows

Sandy: Can I sit with you?

me; of course you can sit with me, the noise is just thunder, just a noise, thunder won't hurt you. The light is lightening, that could hurt you. But don't worry you are safe with me

Sandy; I know mommy, you always take care of us, I'm not afraid when I'm sitting in your lap

Sandy: Orri, Nanny, come sit with me and mom, she'll protect us.

Phoenix; I'm not afraid of a little thunder and lighting, you cats are suck scardy cats

Sandy, I don't care what you say Phoenix, I'm sitting here with mom until its quiet.
 
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Saav

Author of The Cats of Stony River
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Western NC
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Saav: Oh no Pooks, thunder and lightning and nasty rain again.

Pook: No worries, you're not in it and I'm here.

Saav: Oh I hate this. I know I'm safe but once I wasn't and ---

Pook: Shh, sweet Saav. Come share my blanket, it'll be ok.

Saav: *Sighs and snuggles down with Pook* Thanks Pooks.
 

linda2147

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Phoenix: come on mom, its time to take me for my run

me: I know it is Phoenix but I wanted to wait for the rain to let up a little before we go

Phoenix; its not raining that hard, grab your umbrella and lets go

me; ok but we aren't staying long

me; funny how I have to fight with you to go out to piddle when its raining but you have no problem going out if we are going to the woods

Phoenix; thats different

Orri; I went out in my box and watched it rain but can't see anything I"d like to chase so I came back in, even the critters know enough to come in out of the rain, all but not you Phoenix

Sandy: me to Orri, no birds or squirrels or chipmunks running around, no fun just sitting out there watching the rain

Nanny: dreary day, good day to nap
 


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